a car broker

the way you will never catch me inside a car dealership ever again in my life. nate the mate (as i call him) will talk to the dealership for you, handle all the annoying bits of the process, deliver your new car to your house, and then you sign the papers in the comfort of your own home (or in the parking lot of your office like i did once). he's a real one and i've easily referred 25 friends to him.